Senate Democrats have launched an investigation to determine if the Constitution played any role in a string of recent Supreme Court decisions.

“We suspect that the majority of the justices on the Court have this obsession with adhering to the Constitution,” Rep. Cori Bush said. “If that’s the case, these right-wing extremists need to be impeached and removed from the Court. The Constitution has no place on the Supreme Court. The justices should be focused on their feelings and public opinion, not the Constitution.”

Since the next presidential election is approaching soon, Senate Democrats are also conducting an investigation to see if the Constitution plays a role in the election of the president.

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