Democrats promote book-burning as an alternative to fossil fuels

Climate Change, Global Warming, Greenhouse Gas Effect, Doomsday Apocalypse, etc. The best way to know something is total BS is when the name changes every other day. But we digress.

What people rarely discuss is the concept of energy density and the inherent problems with efficient storage. First, the only things with appreciable energy density available today are Fossil Fuels and Nuclear. Every other energy source pales in comparison.

Energy storage is the other side of the equation and today, though improving, battery technology and efficiency just aren’t there yet.

We can talk about cold fusion, energy from purified water and so on, but again, this stuff is going to take decades to become a reality and another few to be commercially available.

But there is one energy source, available right now, today, that has the potential to be a game-changer. And who is at the forefront? Democrats like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of course. At this very moment, the DNC is rounding up all Conservative themed books, and those written by Woody Allen and shipping them to New England. There they will be placed in the fireplaces of Liberals and burned. No oil. No gas. Just book burning. Can’t you just feel the Bern? Problem solved.


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