Fauci ‘feeling fine’ after latest booster

WASHINGTON, DC—America’s Doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, says he’s “feeling fine” following the latest COVID booster shot, which involves dozens of facial piercings.

“There’s nothing to be worried about,” Fauci said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times Television. “There’s a little redness at the injection site and some forehead inflammation but that’s it.”

The Centers for Disease Control and Promotion (CDC) are recommending people of all ages get the COVID booster shot despite the fact that it does not prevent people from looking like a freak circus side show.

“It’s true, there have been some breakthrough cases of disturbingly ugly results, but you really should just get the booster,” CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said.

“We don’t have enough data to determine if everyone’s going to look like that hideous monstrosity post-booster,” Walensky added.


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