CDC: Current outbreak of stupidity may be worse than the outbreak of coronavirus
The CDC has released an official statement on the recent outbreak of stupidity that is
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CDC admits to using Common Core math to add up new COVID cases
ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have admitted to using Common Core math
New CDC guidelines: coronavirus does not spread when you’re looting, burning your city to the ground
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released new guidelines again concerning the
CDC reclassifies COVID-19 as a mental illness because it’s making everyone certifiably insane
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have reclassified the COVID-19 disease and its
CDC releases official ‘contact tracer’ uniform and haircut
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released the official uniform and haircut
BREAKING: Korean flamethrower squirrels have reached the US
Hot on the heals of the dual plagues of COVID-19 and the Asian murder hornets,
CDC: Americans should prepare for a second wave of inflated COVID death statistics
Even before the first phase of scary sensationalism about the COVID-19 pandemic has run its
PSA: All public events are cancelled so that residents can meet at Costco to fight over toilet paper
This is a Genesius Times Public Service Announcement regarding the unprecedented coronavirus outbreak: Until further
To prevent death or injury, CDC recommends canceling everything forever
ATLANTA, GA – The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued new guidelines
BREAKING: COVID-19 skyrockets to 1,543,299th highest cause of death in US; just behind butterflies
Coronavirus is wrecking havoc around the world, causing death and destruction where ever it rears