FBI: Trump was hiding Area 51 space aliens at Mar-a-Lago

MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Genesius Times has just received credible information that the wild speculation that the Mar-a-largo Raid was the result of egregious political persecution and abuse of power is complete fiction.

It’s been confirmed, by and unconfirmed source, that the Affidavit soon to be released will show that Trump was hiding all the unidentified flying objects from Area 51 at his Mar-a-Lago estate.

“When Trump left office, he just took all the crashed space alien vehicles and kept them in his backyard and that is a dangerous violation of presidential ethics and national security!” The source close to the investigation, who goes by the name Mulder said.

Mulder further explained that it is really masterful that we have successfully convinced the American people that we have a dystopian culture where the rule of law, a constitutional system of checks-and-balances, fair and honest elections, and civil morality have all failed when the TRUTH is: Trump was hiding space aliens.

“Trump is clearly aiding and abetting space aliens,” Mulder said.

Mulder candidly confirmed “The three-letter-acronym (TLA) entities will not stand for that! No, the FBI, DOJ, CIA, MSM, BLM, and FJB will always collude to protect that secret, even if it means elaborately concocting a deception upon the American people that ‘government of the people, by the people, and for the people’ has indeed perished from the earth.”

The Truth is out there!

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