Angry with the injustice of the financial system, fashionable local woman Charlie Burke hate tweeted, “I can’t afford my student loan!” on her new $800 phone then took a sip of her $10 Starbucks coffee.
“I mean, what do these haters think, I’m made of money?” she added. “After my $2500 village apartment rent and my $4000 clothing allowance each month, I only have enough to eat. Do these Republicans want me to be homeless or walk around naked?”
Many recent college graduates are expressing their frustration with a system in which they received a world-class education while being pampered and subsidized to socialize and get drunk every weekend for sometimes up to $120,000 in student loans.
“I have a very good job at a tech firm, but I still can’t pay for my loan! It’s just unfair.”
“They have my vote—and maybe two or three of my votes,” Burke added.