Georgia official assures voters no one has stolen any election after this one

ATLANTA—Georgia election officials assured voters that they won’t steal anymore elections after this one.

“Let me be absolutely clear. The people should feel 100 percent confident that no one has stolen an election after this one,” Georgia voting system implementation manager and official lackey to Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger Gabriel Sterling said in a press conference.

The conference reviewed the lack of evidence of any election fraud in future elections.

“There is absolutely no evidence of fraud in elections after this one. It simply doesn’t exist,” Sterling said.

The FBI similarly has not found any evidence of fraud in future elections despite the efforts by some on the Trump team to initiate an investigation by putting a garage pull on fraudulent ballots.

Georgia is currently undergoing a contested November 3 election and a contested Senate runoff election due to massive amounts of election fraud.


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