BREAKING: Biden to transfer all student loans to people who never went to college
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold move, President* Biden promised to make people who never went to college and everyone who has...
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‘I can’t afford my student loan’ woman wearing $1000 outfit tweets on $800 phone
Angry with the injustice of the financial system, fashionable local woman Charlie Burke hate tweeted, "I can't afford my student...
Recent grads unsure how to pay off student debt but certain about how to run the US economy
US—Millions of recent college and grad-school graduates with upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt are not sure...
Jordan Peterson turns 5 copies of ’12 Rules for Life’ into 5,000
TORONTO- Upon returning to campus following a lengthy sabbatical, University of Toronto Professor Jordan Peterson was greeted by 5,000 fans...
Colleges now require conservatives to seal their mouths shut with Gorilla Glue
UNITED STATES—We’re all aware of the massive censorship and intimidation that conservatives face on college campuses nationwide. Woke leftism and...
Millions of returning college students diligently preparing to be offended by absolutely nothing
Millions of Gen Z college students are preparing to return to campuses across the country and be offended by absolutely...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
OPINION: Arrest people who cheated to get into college unless they cheated to get into America
Like most Americans, I was appalled to hear of the rich white parents who cheated and bribed their way into...
White college students now required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness
Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That's why several universities across the...
Several college students hospitalized after intense virtue signalling
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients injured by a new condition, intense virtue signalling trauma, or...
