I’m going on a hunger strike if Elon Musk takes over Twitter

I haven’t written in a few months because I’ve been paralyzed with fear that my lone outlet in the world and my only safe space—Twitter—would somehow be compromised.

Now, that’s literally happening and I don’t know if I can make it another day.

I’m literally shaking. It’s almost as if someone said “Donald Trump” in my presence. Ugh I can’t believe I just wrote that name!

For those of you who are unaware, Elon Musk bought almost 10% of my precious Twitter. Now he wants to buy the whole thing.

And, in case you missed it. Elon is crazy. He wants to do the unspeakable and allow people to tweet freely.

It’s nuts.

It’s unhinged.

It’s bananas.

An assault on free speech like this has never occurred in our nation’s history.

Therefore, I’m pledging to go on a complete hunger strike if Elon Musk takes over Twitter. That means I will not eat ANYTHING except for water and chips and only a few gallons of vegan ice cream a day.

I mean it. Don’t make me do it (please)!


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