WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has somehow placed the entire US Congress in a maximum security federal prison in his last major action as president.

The approval rating for Congress is at an all time low under 15 percent and most Americans believe they should all be thrown in jail.

“Well, you got your wish!” Trump said at a press conference announcing the new Capitol prison. “The great thing is that they through we were securing them. They asked for the fence and the guards. Little did they know that they were asking for their own prison.”

Each congressperson will receive meals and a place to sleep.

“They’ll even be able to pretend to keep working. It’s a great plan,” Trump said.

The recipients of the stolen 2020 election Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will also be thrown in the prison as the “inauguration” will be held on the Capitol prison grounds.

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