In a stunning display of congressional might, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy has announced his bold plan to combat President Joe Biden’s controversial decision to send $6 billion to what some describe as “enemy of America,” Iran by sending a whopping 6 billion strongly-worded letters directly to the Oval Office.

In a press conference that left reporters both baffled and slightly amused, McCarthy outlined his strategy. “When the President makes a decision that many of us disagree with, we have a moral duty to respond,” he declared. “And what better way to respond than by sending an absolutely massive amount of strongly-worded letters?”

The letters, which are expected to flood the White House inboxes, will express various degrees of disapproval and concern over the allocation of such a substantial sum of taxpayer dollars. Some will be underlined for added emphasis, and others may even employ the use of exclamation points.

One letter, obtained in advance, reportedly begins with, “Dear Mr. President, I hope this letter finds you well, but I must express my grave concern about your recent decision to send $6 billion to unspecified parties. This does not align with our values of fiscal responsibility and national security. Might I remind you that the House has the power of the purse!”

Another letter is rumored to include the phrase, “This is not how we make America great again!” at least three times for dramatic effect.

Critics of McCarthy’s plan argue that sending such an enormous volume of letters may lead to an overload of the White House’s postal system and could be an inefficient use of resources. They also question whether strongly-worded letters can be a substitute for actual legislative action.

In response to these concerns, McCarthy defended his approach. “We believe that these letters will be a powerful symbol of our dissatisfaction,” he said. “Plus, it’s not like we can’t print more paper and buy more stamps. It’s the American way!”

The President’s response to the impending deluge of strongly-worded letters remains uncertain. However, political pundits are already speculating about the potential environmental impact of producing 6 billion sheets of paper and whether the ink used will be sustainably sourced.

As the letters begin to pour in, one thing is clear: House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy is determined to make a statement, one envelope at a time.

About Author