JUST IN: Pfizer releases new delivery mechanism for monkeyox vaccines

US—After backlash over the news of the Pfizer vaccines and boosters, the pharmaceutical giant has released a new delivery method to make it easier for people to get the protection they need.

The new method consists in a 6-inch metal applicator that will be placed in the rectum of recipients.

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla said that the new delivery method will help for people who are averse to needles.

“Most people who need this vaccine are used to putting things up their ass so this will be very much welcome,” Bourla said.

Pfizer said that you can also use this delivery method for COVID vaccines and boosters.

“If you want to have more COVID vaccines rammed up your ass, we will be more than happy to do that for you,” Bourla added.

US President* Joe Biden said that the ass-vaccinations will be mandatory soon.


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