Leftists demand peaceful transfer of power by destroying the country


US–Leftists across the country are demanding a peaceful transfer of power after the presidential election by firebombing police, looting, and otherwise destroying the country.

“Our country is founded on the peaceful transfer of power after an election and, to ensure that we get that when Trump loses, we’re going to burn it all down!” protester Darla Michelle said.

The message from these protesters is one of hope.

“We want unity. And if you you’re not unified with us, then we’re going to hunt you down and destroy you,” Michelle said while launching a molotov cocktail at the police station.

Ever since Donald Trump was elected president in 2016, the left has dedicated itself to ousting him in 2020. According to some leftists, no tactics are off the table, including intimidation, bullying, arson, rioting, and insurrection.

“Who cares if we lie and cheat and kill?” said Shateed Bumbza of Detroit, MI. “Trump is destroying our country—we need to do everything we can to ensure he doesn’t get away with it, even if that means we have to destroy the country.”


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