BILLUND, DENMARK—The children’s toy company Lego announced today that all the minifigures (the small Lego figurines) that you’ve been playing with your whole life have all had sex change operations.

“It’s getting tougher and tougher to stand out amidst all the woke virtue signaling, but we feel like this was a step in the right direction,” Lego CEO Jørgen Vig Knudstorp said in a press conference. “We have gone in and surgically switched all the penises and vaginas on our minifigures so they’re all transsexual now.”

Lego jumped on the social justice bandwagon last year with their 3000-piece Antifa Riot set but upped the woke ante by making everything they’ve ever made transexual.

But they didn’t stop at that. They made every brick gay too.

“Not only are the minifigures transexual, but every Lego brick is now gay. You’re literally building gay buildings when you play with Legos,” Knudstorp said.

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