New study shows that millions of vaccinated men are unable to get pregnant

US—A shocking new study has revealed that millions of vaccinated men are unable to get pregnant, stumping experts in the fields of immunology and gender theory.

“This is really perplexing. It can’t be the vaccine but we can’t figure out any other reason why these men can’t get pregnant,” a CDC spokesperson said.

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, who could not get pregnant with his partner Chasten Glezman, said that the problem was likely due to climate change and not the vaccine.

“This is a form of hate caused by people driving gas-powered automobiles, nothing more,” Buttigieg said.

Pfizer, the maker of one COVID vaccine, has said that they have no evidence of the vaccine not preventing men from not getting pregnant and will release their data in 75 years.


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