SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
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Folks, let's talk about this supposed "mass shooting" down in Australia yesterday. You know, the one at Bondi Beach during...
In a stunning announcement that has finally put to rest decades of conspiracy theories, the Federal Bureau of Investigation confirmed...
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New York / London / Berlin – In a bold display of cultural appreciation, thousands of newly arrived immigrants took...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a moving display of cross-border solidarity, hundreds of progressive activists gathered on the National Mall Tuesday...
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In an unprecedented display of political fervor, a group of young, progressive activists known as the "Brave Democrats" - comprised...
