Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic strategist has come forward to blame inflation for Senator Kamala Harris' loss in the recent election. According to...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden is appalled that stores still have "Black Friday," nearly 60 years after the Civil Rights movement....
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Thanksgiving, you’re a racist colonizer, so that’s why most woke cultures and municipalities will...
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg met with President-elect Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago to discuss the release of his father from Area...
Palm Beach, FL – In a stunning announcement that left political observers both baffled and entertained, Donald Trump revealed his...
Washington, D.C. – In a move that left both sides of the aisle scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump...
Washington, D.C. – In a surprising twist to his final days as Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg announced a groundbreaking—some would...
Washington, D.C. – The annual Thanksgiving turkey pardon at the White House took an unexpected turn today when President Joe...
When I first joined X (formerly Twitter), it was a safe haven for people like me—progressive, open-minded, and wholly committed...
NEW YORK — A piece of conceptual art consisting of a simple banana, duct-taped to a wall, sold for $6.2...
