WASHINGTON, DC—After learning about devastating floods caused by Hurricane Helene, Biden agrees to send $15 billion more to Ukraine and...
NEW YORK—In an absolutely unforeseen twist that has blindsided his fanbase, music mogul and notorious “Freak Off” party host P...
In a stunning but entirely predictable announcement, the Federal Reserve proudly reported that the latest batch of completely made-up economic...
NEW YORK—In a shocking display of federal overreach that surprised absolutely no one, the Biden/Harris administration's DOJ has officially indicted...
NEW YORK—After nearly 3 ½ years as president and over 50 years in public office, President* Joe Biden has finally...
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to avoid future confusion and streamline the investigative process, the White House has unveiled a state-of-the-art...
In a move that’s raising eyebrows across the political spectrum, music mogul Sean “P Diddy” Combs has officially launched a...
WAHINGTON, DC—In a jaw-dropping escalation of governmental ingenuity, the Department of Justice, under Attorney General Merrick Garland, has reportedly decided...
In an unexpected twist, Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is being hailed as the early frontrunner for the...
In a bizarre twist of events, international terrorist groups have traded in their encrypted messaging apps and advanced technology for...
Local Taco Bell Manager Certain Cyclospora Outbreak Came From Farmers Market Down the Street 
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Judge Rules Judges Are Above The Law 
France, Last Remaining African Team, Eliminated from World Cup 
