In a bizarre twist during a recent House hearing, Hunter Biden found himself at the center of an identity crisis as nobody seemed to recognize him without his signature porn star nudity and, notably, the absence of his beloved crack pipe.

A perplexed and somewhat offended Hunter abruptly stormed out of the meeting and called for an impromptu press conference to address what he deemed a case of mistaken identity by “right-wing MAGA extremists.”

“This is ridiculous,” Hunter exclaimed, visibly agitated. “I attend a hearing with my Sunday best on, and suddenly, I’m not Hunter Biden anymore? These MAGA folks just can’t fathom the idea of me being a responsible, clothed citizen.”

Hunter went on to express his frustration, recounting a similar incident during the first hearing where his fully-clothed presence apparently sparked disbelief among certain political circles.

“I walked in wearing a suit, and they were like, ‘Who’s this guy? Definitely not Hunter.’ It’s discrimination, plain and simple,” he declared, punctuating his words with exasperated sighs.

As reporters questioned whether this was an intentional departure from his usual attire, Hunter smirked, “I can be versatile, you know? Just because I’m not sporting the ‘crack chic’ look today doesn’t mean I’m not the same old Hunter. I’m just showing the world a different side of me, a side they clearly can’t handle.”

The incident has ignited a debate on social media, with some defending Hunter’s right to switch up his style and others suggesting that this might be a ploy to distract from more serious matters.

One Twitter user quipped, “Maybe next time he’ll attend a hearing in a disguise, just to keep everyone on their toes.”

As the nation grapples with the shock of a clothed and pipe-less Hunter Biden, one thing is certain: his fashion choices are becoming as enigmatic as the man himself.

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