No you can’t just ‘identify’ as being vaccinated. That only works with social constructs like having a penis.

It has come to my attention that so-called people are trying to act like they “identify” as being vaccinated without being actually being vaccinated.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you CANNOT just “identify” as being vaccinated!

This has gone on too far. You either are vaccinated or you’re not. It’s pretty clear. This is a binary thing, unlike gender which is totally a social construct and fluid.

Are you people trying to make fun of us Social Justice Warriors or do you really think you can just pretend to have some biological characteristics that you don’t?

Let’s be perfectly clear. You can identify as having a penis or vagina whether you have one or not. This is scientifically proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Stop being a bigot, bigot!

But you CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT identify as having been vaccinated if someone didn’t stick the Fauchi ouchie in your arm!

That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.