BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous
US President* Joe Biden has cancelled the national holiday April Fool's Day due to severe competition from the ridiculousness of...
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Why Cuba is really protesting the George Floyd murder
HAVANA, CUBA—Thousands of Cubans took to the streets on this week in a number of cities to protest and while...
No you can’t just ‘identify’ as being vaccinated. That only works with social constructs like having a penis.
It has come to my attention that so-called people are trying to act like they "identify" as being vaccinated without...
BLM condemns white blood cells for oppressing cells of color
Black Lives Matter is not content burning down black neighborhoods to prove they care. Now they are coming for your...
Facebook’s sanctions now include labeling platform offenders with scarlet “A”
In an attempt to ‘moderate the hate’ on their platform, Facebook has rolled out a novel punishment for repeat offenders....
Taylor Swift’s ‘Calm Down’ breaks all records for virtue signals in pop record
Taylor Swift is back with more virtue signalling than ever! In a hot new single off her forthcoming album, "Irrelevant",...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
‘Good morning’ and 10 other workplace phrases that are now sexist, racist, and highly offensive
We all know that sexism and racism is the worst it has ever been—especially in the workplace. If you're anything...
Social justice warrior: ‘Honor MLK by judging others by skin color not the content of their character’
A modern civil rights group called Social Justice Now held a rally on the National Mall today in honor of...
