AOC: ‘Insurrectionists are just mad they can’t date me’
Did you know that all those frustrated insurrectionists are just mad they can't date me? It's true. That's why I've...
Republicans
AOC launches dating app for Republicans who can’t date her
US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) launched a firestorm after pictures were released showing her maskless in Miami as New York endured...
BREAKING: Dems and Reps come together to ensure Americans will always have catastrophic debt
WASHINGTON - In an era of extreme polarization, many were happy to hear that Democrats and Republicans have finally come...
GOP to hold hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican lawmakers have scheduled a hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings, sources say. "We have...
BREAKING: Biden declares Republicans will only get 3/5ths of a vote from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold strategy to unify the country, President-elect Joe Biden has declared that, going forward, Republicans will only...
Committee swears this debate will be totally unbiased
Nashville, TN- The final presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held this Thursday night in Nashville,...
Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...
Early voting found to be 116% free of fraud
NASHVILLE—Early voting has begun in Tennessee and the secretary of state has announced that it has been 116 percent free...
Trump slammed for unauthorized restroom visit at Walter Reed
BETHESDA,MD--President Trump was slammed recently due to his unauthorized restroom visit as a COVID-19 patient at Walter Reed hospital. Critics...
Democrats outraged as Fauci grilled on Capitol Hill
Washington, DC—What started out as a normal day on Capital Hill ended in disarray. The tension of the recent event...
