Oppressed protester flips off evil racist cops

The scene flooded me with noble feelings of destruction. After knowing the damage my race has inflicted on the world; I was over the moon to see the image of a lonely oppressed protestor sticking it to the man with the ol’ number one!

If only we could now secure the apologies of these evil racist cops for existing then it would feel like progress for Black Lives Matter. But, as it goes with all movements, we’ll take what we can get.

It all conceivably started when these cops got out of bed and drove to work knowing good and well they would be inflicting structural racism on so many shockingly oppressed white upper middle class college students.

Those racist cops should be ashamed of themselves! This really reminds me of Tianemen Square minus the military, tanks, and peaceful protest, but with a double dose of evil cop racism! Anyway, good for that oppressed white girl for sticking it to those racists, may we see more of that in the future.

Anyway, pardon the brief opinion on the matter, I’m in a hurry to get downtown in time to genuflect at my black neighbors and apologize for being white.

Viva La Revolucion!


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