AOC: ‘If we just legalize theft and shooting there wouldn’t be much crime’
Progressive darling Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) defended cuts to the New York City Police Department (NYPD), saying, "If we just...
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EXCLUSIVE: Uvalde Chief told cops to ‘stand down’ until they learned shooters ‘preferred pronouns’
UVALDE, TEXAS—Many have wondered why it took so long for Uvalde police to respond to a homocidal maniac at an...
Biden hiring unemployed Antifa activists as National Socialist Vaccine Police
WASHINGTON, DC—Nothing says "anti-fascism" quite like enforcing the medical tyranny of a Deep State puppet! That's what thousands of newly...
BREAKING: Biden rolls out new neck seatbelt mandate
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden announced today a new national mandate for neck seatbelts in all cars for all ages. The...
Local cop calls LeBron James to tell him what he should’ve done better in playoff loss
SAN BERNADINO, CA—A local police officer Bernie Jambles spoke to NBA star LeBron James earlier to tell him exactly what...
VIDEO: Police officer consults LeBron before interfering in a knife attack
WOKETARDIA—This is how it should be done people! Every police officer in the country needs to consult with LeBron James...
7 ways to avoid getting shot by police
Have you ever thought about the possibility of getting shot by the police? Like ever? Well, we want to help...
BREAKING: Female cop ‘accidentally’ pulls hairdryer instead of gun
MINNEAPOLIS—Minneapolis police officer Samantha Everett was involved in an altercation with an armed suspect Saturday when she reached for her...
Innovative California police department goes 100% transparent
BAD WATER, CA—The town of Bad Water has decided to have the most transparent police force in America. Considered by...
Oppressed protester flips off evil racist cops
The scene flooded me with noble feelings of destruction. After knowing the damage my race has inflicted on the world;...
