Pope Francis says coronavirus is retribution for inadequate transgender bathrooms
Pope Francis has been a pretty busy fella these days. Italy is inundated with COVID-19, the crematoriums are now offering drive-through windows and ICU beds have been renamed “Inadequate Coronavirus Unavailable” beds.
The Pope-Mobile has been outfitted with its own super-sized face mask, which made it a lot cuter.
The entire world has been asking themselves; Why us? Why now? What have we done to deserve this plague?
The Pope has been discussing this with The Lord God himself, who keeps on reassuring him, “No, no, it’s not you, it’s me!”
After the usual back and forth doing the blame game, the Pope finally learned that the COVID-19 pandemic is our Lord and Savior’s way of getting back at us for not providing enough transgender bathrooms.
“It has nothing to do with me bringing pagan idols into the Vatican and Italian churches,” Pope Francis added.
Not only that, but the Toilet Paper shortage was his idea too. Ah yes, The Lord works in mysterious ways. Who knew he had a sense of humor too?
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