Queen generously gives Prince Andrew all-expenses paid vacation to special Parisian tunnel

Queen Elizabeth gave Prince Andrew the royal sendoff as he embarked on an all-expenses paid vacation to a special Parisian tunnel, sponsored by Buckingham Palace.

The Queen was reportedly heartbroken for having to ground Prince Andrew and take away his iPad after his relationship with pedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein came to light. So, she is making up for it with a nice vacation in the French capital.

The specific Parisian locale has been frequented by many in the British Royal family, most notably, Princess Diana, who tragically died there in the ’90s.

A spokesman for Queen Elizabeth has confirmed that if Prince Andrew, “deserves a break from all the hard work of living in the lap of luxury his entire life.”

Prince Andrew was not available for comment but said that he would be driving.


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