Reasons to vote for Kamala Harris in 2024
Some people think that there are no reasons to vote for Kamala Harris or that the only reason is that she will perform fellatio on you if you vote for her, but that just isn’t true. There are some great reasons why you should vote for her besides her being a stanky hoe.
1. You can be a minimalist. Formally known as “poor”, being a minimalist will reduce your carbon footprint. You’re literally saving the planet You will be unburdened by stuff like money, food, security.
2. More time at home Are you burdened by work. Under a Kamala Harris presidency, this won’t be a problem. Not only will you not work, but going out will be unaffordable. Be unburdened by work.
3. Women will get equal rights in war. Not just your daughters but sons, nonbinary, femboy, masculine girl, or mutant ninja turtle, and the US military will pay for your child’s addadicktome surgery and/or removal of healthy body parts. Be unburdened by peace.
4. Kamala’s laugh. You know you love it. It will be played at the beginning and ending of every live and streaming broadcast of every show, movie, or music play list. Be unburdened by stress.
5. Diversity. You’ve always felt that your safe, quiet neighborhood could use more legally challenged individuals. Variety is the spice of life Be unburdened of your car.
6. You’re dead. You may be down, but you’re not out. Be unburdened someone will vote for you.
Do you have another reason to vote for Kamala Harris in 2024? Let us know in the comments below!
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