Rep. Cummings uses Baltimore improvement grant to publish rat and mice cookbook
After being criticized for not doing much to solve his districts horrible, rat-infested slums, US Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) has struck back by using a $4 billion federal grant for the Baltimore improvement grant to publish an ingenious new book: “How to Cook Mice and Rats: Traditional Recipes from Around the World”.
“This amazing publication will be like killing two birds with one stone,” Cummings said. “Helping residents deal with the Bubonic plague-ridden rodents and horrible living conditions as well as feeding people with free food!”
The book deal follows a feud between Cummings and President Trump.
“No human being would want to live there,” President Trump said of Baltimore on Twitter. Baltimore is a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess”.
This book will surely solve that problem!
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