US–Reports from across the country confirm that millions of Biden voters are so ashamed by the recent scandals of the president’s administration that they are literally rolling over in their graves.

“It’s just unsettling to see someone I was so hopeful for turn out to be such an incompetent potato,” dead Biden voter from Pittsburg Jerry Jabba said.

Biden has experienced a dip in the polls after promoting mandates for experimental vaccines for Americans while letting millions of immigrants into the country without testing or vaccination and presiding over the most embarrassing foreign policy defeat in US history.

It’s getting bad out there. Even some of Biden’s most ardent supporters are turning their back on him.

Simone Lafont from Baton Rouge, Louisiana said she voted for Biden 14 times in 2020 from her coffin, but she will never vote for him again.

“It’s a disgrace. It really is. Come join us Joe and just be done with it!” Lafont said.

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