HOLLYWOOD—Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is back on the big screen this summer, staring in a new Terminator film called The Vaxxinator: Screw Your Rights.

Schwarzenegger has been in a battle to keep from being canceled due to his father’s involvement as a Nazi soldier and his clearly racist name so he has been promoting the new film which follows the exploits of a dim-witted cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity through a mass vaccination program.

Schwarzenegger will wear a typically “Karen” hair cut throughout the film and ask to see the manager about your vaccination status.

Tech mogul Bill Gates also stars in the movie as himself: a worldwide supervillain who develops the vaccine designed to lower population.

Here’s a clip from the movie:

Schwarzenegger said that he’s excited about getting back on the silver screen.

“It’s really great to be back in the lime light, and I can make good on my promise that ‘I’ll be back, this time with a mask!” Schwarzenegger said.

The film makes the moral argument that if you don’t wear masks and get vaccinated, cyborgs will hunt you down and kill you.

The film will be shown in all theaters owned by China.

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