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AOC reveals the trauma of being attacked by right-wing donations to her grandmother

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WASHINGTON, DC—The relentless attacks on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) continue. President* Biden awarded AOC the Purple Heart for her role...

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The online media giant Netflix has released a new documentary on the January 6th riot in Washington, DC...

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Democrats are doubling down on Rep. Ayanna Pressley's assertion that "We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be...

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