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AOC reveals the trauma of being attacked by right-wing donations to her grandmother

Exavier Saskagoochie June 8, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The relentless attacks on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) continue. President* Biden awarded AOC the Purple Heart for her role...

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Netflix releases new documentary on January 6 riot ‘AOC: Defending the Capitol’

Exavier Saskagoochie May 25, 2021 0

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The online media giant Netflix has released a new documentary on the January 6th riot in Washington, DC...

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Exavier Saskagoochie July 18, 2019 0

Democrats are doubling down on Rep. Ayanna Pressley's assertion that "We don’t need black faces that don’t want to be...

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