Democrats endure 4th circle of Hell as Trump spouts basic, undeniable truths in SOTU
For hours, congressional Democrats wore frowny faces and tortured scowls as they listened to President Donald Trump promote horrific things...
Bernie Sanders
Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is
The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...
Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election
It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...
Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...
