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Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is

Exavier Saskagoochie January 31, 2019 0

The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...

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Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election

Exavier Saskagoochie December 18, 2018 0

It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...

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Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet

Exavier Saskagoochie November 19, 2018 0

While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...

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