BREAKING: Biden challenges Trump to a diaper-filling contest
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has challenged former President Donald Trump to a diaper-filling contest, igniting a fierce battle between the...
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Inadequate Judge Merchan can’t gag Stormy Daniels: ‘I’ve Tried’
In a shocking turn of events, notoriously small jurist, Judge Merchan, has been unable to gag Stormy Daniels, the adult...
BREAKING: Trump indicted for drawing 100,000 people to rally
WILDWOOD, New Jersey—In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has been indicted for the heinous crime of...
BREAKING: Trump indicted for not sniffing kids during Miami Grand Prix visit
MIAMI—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for the heinous crime of not sniffing children during his recent visit to...
2024 Burning Man Festival moves to outside NYC courthouse during Trump hush money trial
NEW YORK—Organizers of Burning Man 2024 have announced that this year's festival will take place on the steps of the...
I’d rather have a thermonuclear world war with Biden than world peace under Trump
It has been scientifically proven that a massive nuclear holocaust under the best president ever, President Biden, would be better...
BREAKING: NY earthquake caused by Deep State nuke attack on Trump’s National Golf Club
BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY - In ongoing efforts to bankrupt former President and candidate Donald Trump, deep state operatives set off...
BREAKING: Republican Lisa Murkowski threatens to keep voting like a Democrat if Trump is nominee
ANCHORAGE—In a surprising twist of political theater, Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski has issued a bold ultimatum to the Republican Party:...
‘Bloodbaths are only okay when killing millions of babies’ says devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi
WASHINGTON, DC—In a fiery appearance on CNN, Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) took Donald Trump to task for his misuse of...
BREAKING: Nathan Wade forced to pull out of Fani Willis’s office
ATLANTA—Per Judge Scott McAfee's order, lead prosecutor Nathan Wade has been forced to withdraw from his duties at Fani Willis's...
