BREAKING: Obama says he didn’t commit treason in Russiagate because he’s ‘not even an American citizen’
Former US President Barack Obama has responded to charges of treason by assuring everyone that he was never an American...
Donald Trump
BREAKING: Trump replaces White House Press Secretary with literal gaslight to address Epstein Files
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left political analysts and fire marshals equally baffled, former President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Trump considering appointing special prosecutor to cover up the Epstein files
Washington, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump confirmed today that he is “strongly considering” appointing a special prosecutor to manage...
BREAKING: Trump says he’ll release the Epstein files if he’s elected to a third term in 2028
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump says he will finally release all the Epstein files and the so-called Epstein list if he's re-elected...
BREAKING: Republicans Hold ‘Free Ghislaine’ Rally, Demand Justice for Woman Convicted of Trafficking Minors to Absolutely No One
Washington, D.C. — In a dazzling display of cognitive dissonance, a group of Republican lawmakers, pundits, and conspiracy hobbyists gathered...
Bongino Blinks “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” In Morse Code During TV Interview
Conservative commentator Dan Bongino has sent shockwaves through the conspiracy community after allegedly blinking “EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” in Morse...
Senator Tillis Delivers Fiery CNN Audition Tape
In a performance that had cable news executives scrambling for their contracts, North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis unleashed a red-hot...
Federal Judge orders Trump to put $100 million in swear jar after he drops the f-bomb on reporter
WASHINGTON, DC—In a courtroom spectacle that could double as a stand-up comedy special, Federal Judge Hugh Jassole has ordered President...
BREAKING: Trump assures supporters that America always comes first right after Israel
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a thunderous Rose Garden address, President Donald Trump unveiled his boldest move yet: bombing Iran to “Make Israel...
BREAKING: Federal Judge Hugh Jassole orders Trump to rebuild Iranian nuclear sites
In a ruling that has left legal scholars, political analysts, and late-night comedians scratching their heads, Federal Judge Hugh Jassole...
