Donald Trump

Here Are All the Crimes Donald Trump is Being Indicted For

Rafi Metz August 2, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC— A federal grand jury in Washington, D.C., has indicted former President Donald Trump in the criminal investigation into...

Donald Trump Preparing For Third Impeachment Trial In Case He Wins Presidency

Rafi Metz July 20, 2023

PALM BEACH, FL—As Donald Trump continues his race to the White House, insiders at his 2024 presidential campaign confirmed that...

BREAKING: Video emerges of Trump admitting ‘I’ve sold a lot of state secrets’

Exavier Saskagoochie June 27, 2023

We've finally got him this time! Video has emerged of former President Donald J. Trump admitting that he's "sold a...

Calvin Klein releases Obsession for G-Men who can’t get enough of Trump

Uncle Paul's Parodies June 10, 2023

In an unexpected move that has left the fragrance industry buzzing, Calvin Klein has introduced its latest olfactory creation: 'Obsession...

BREAKING: Russian President Putin has opposition leader arrested in Soviet-style political move

Exavier Saskagoochie June 9, 2023

MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin has had the leader of the opposition party arrested in a Soviet-style totalitarian political move. Leaders...

BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again

Anita Goodcock June 9, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...

BREAKING: Justice Department has investigated itself and found it did nothing wrong

Exavier Saskagoochie May 16, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—Department of Justice special counsel John Durham, who has been examining abuses during the Russia investigation, has successfully secured...