BREAKING: Big Balls takes commanding lead in 2028 presidential polling
Washington, DC—The political landscape has been rocked by the revelation that Big Balls, once known only in the dark corners...
Kamala Harris
In lieu of aid, Kamala enrolls California fire victims in Jelly of the Month Club
SACRAMENTO, CA — In what can only be described as a masterstroke of administrative innovation, Vice President Kamala Harris has...
BREAKING: Biden bans anyone from making America great again after he leaves office
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order that effectively...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris becomes first DEI hire to certify her own presidential election loss
WASHINGTON, DC—In a twist of fate that's equal parts tragic and comedic, Kamala Harris has boldly stepped into history as...
Kamala Harris unsure how to pay off campaign debt but certain about how to run the US economy
Washington D.C. - In the wake of a challenging presidential campaign, Vice President Kamala Harris finds herself grappling with a...
Democratic strategist blames inflation for Harris loss: ‘She couldn’t even buy an election for $1 billion’
WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic strategist has come forward to blame inflation for Senator Kamala Harris' loss in the recent election. According to...
Harris campaign ‘pretty sure’ they lost because they didn’t spend enough money on twerking
WASHINGTON, DC—The Kamala Harris campaign has come forward to admit that their defeat in the recent election can be attributed...
BREAKING: In response to calls to have the first female president, Biden comes out as a trans woman
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to a chorus of calls to have the first female president installed, President* Joe Biden has announced...
BREAKING: Taylor releases new song: ‘I Picked the Wrong Person… Again’
NASHVILLE—It’s heartbreak season once again for pop superstar Taylor Swift, who, following a recent bout of reflection, has allegedly set...
Kamala Harris quietly changes pronouns on X to “Has/Been”
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has quietly changed her social media pronouns on the platform X (formerly Twitter) to "Has/Been."...
