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Mayor Lightfoot explains why her haircuts are essential and yours aren’t

Justin Case May 7, 2020 0

Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, has ordered a Chicago lockdown and all hair salons to close. However, as she recently...

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New Chicago Mayor to ‘focus on LGBT rights’ because they solved all that rape and murder stuff

Exavier Saskagoochie April 4, 2019 0

Lori Lightfoot, Chicago's new openly gay mayor, has declared her priorities for her first term. She is going to be...

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