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Bill Gates releases Windows OS for humans: ‘MonkeySoft’ Vista

Exavier Saskagoochie May 21, 2022 0

SEATTLE—While Bill Gates officially has left the Windows board to focus on bioterrorism, he has returned briefly for a release...

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