Ilhan Omar Condemns Trump’s Iran Strikes as ‘Racist Against Terrorists’
MINNEAPOLIS — In a blistering floor speech that lasted exactly as long as the average commercial break, Rep. Ilhan Omar...
Rashida Tlaib
BREAKING: Iranian sleeper cell located in Congress
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bombshell revelation that has rocked the Capitol and ignited fevered speculation, a clandestine Iranian sleeper cell has...
BREAKING: Insurrection is okay again
WASHINGTON, DC—The once-reviled act of undermining democratic institutions, has been given a stunning facelift. It appears that insurrection, historically frowned...
BREAKING: McCarthy replenishes US Strategic Salt Reserves from Rep Tlaib’s tears after Omar’s committee ouster
WASHINGTON, DC—The new Congress is already seeing returns from its Republican majority. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy was able...
Democrats push to make Palestinian Territories 51st state of the Union
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats proposed a House Resolution today which would make the Palestinian Territories the 51st state of the Union....
Tlaib wins Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood
HOLLYWOOD—Representative Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised Allah in her acceptance speech after winning the Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood yesterday. The...
‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life
There's just something about Minnesota. Maybe it's because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out...
Brave progressives fight racism by reminding everyone who doesn’t look like them they’re wrong
The brave freshpersons 'squad' of US Representatives Anna Pressley (D-MA), Ilhan Omar (D-MN), Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)...
