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Khan promises to ban knives ‘harder’ after latest London knife attack

Exavier Saskagoochie December 6, 2019

London Mayor Sadiq Khan has promised to ban knives harder after the latest terrorist knife attack in London. "Killing people...

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London’s Khan bans fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks after they were used to stop terror attack

Exavier Saskagoochie December 2, 2019

London Mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all fire extinguishers and Narwhal tusks after two civilians used the devices to stop...

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London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy

Exavier Saskagoochie July 26, 2019

The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun.  As a result, gun...

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BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan

Exavier Saskagoochie June 3, 2019

London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...

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