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Princeton replaces racist Woodrow Wilson with Wilson the Volleyball

Justin Case June 29, 2020 0

Revisionist history seems to have caught on recently. Even good old Woodrow Wilson has been caught in the downdraft. Of...

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Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity

Justin Case January 22, 2020 0

In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...

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White college students now required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness

Exavier Saskagoochie March 12, 2019 0

Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That's why several universities across the...

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