BREAKING: President Trump pardons notorious war criminal Barack Obama
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BREAKING: Adam Schiff reveals his daughter is dating the Trump whistleblower
In a Tweet, Rep. Adam Schiff wished everyone a happy Thanksgiving from him, his wife, his daughter Alexa, and her...
Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
BREAKING: Obama, Clintons revealed to be white supremacists
As everyone is aware, the "okay" hand gesture is a longtime white supremacist symbol, and everyone using it is basically...
Thunberg to Obama: ‘How dare you buy beachfront property at the start of the mass extinction!’
Former President Barack Obama met with teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg last week and Genesius Times has discovered that the...
BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
Obama slams selfish greedy rich people from his new $15 million Martha’s Vineyard estate
Former President Barack Obama said people make too much money and should pay a little more in taxes because they...
Ocasio-Cortez horrified by Epstein’s painting of the Democratic ‘Party’
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez couldn't stand to look at the horrifying painting that was hanging in disgraced and suicided financier Jeffrey...
Bigots outraged by Disney casting white transgender to play Barack Obama in upcoming film
As the nation celebrated the national holiday that symbolizes all men being created equal, a small minority of bigots expressed...
Obama appalled that Trump is getting all the credit for his border detention centers
Former President Barack Obama said that he was appalled that current President Donald Trump is getting all the credit for...
