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Biden Boat Parade in Chicago ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats

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While several huge Trump Boat Parades happened over Labor Day weekend with more on the way, the lone Biden Boat...

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Rioting and looting Joe Biden rallies once again broke out in Democrat-controlled Minneapolis on Wednesday night after the police were...

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