Justin Trudeau came out of his hole and saw his shadow so will spend another 6 weeks in quarantine
OTTAWA, CANADA—As is the new custom for Groundhog Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau poked his head out of the hole...
Canada
OPED: Truckers ? aren’t ? workers ? so ? they ? don’t ? have ? rights
I don't know who needs to hear this but truckers—especially the ones protesting the vaccine mandates in Canada—aren't real workers,...
BREAKING: To make Canada more inclusive, Justin Trudeau bans white people from the country
OTTAWA, CANADA—In an effort to make Canada more inclusive, Prime Minster Justin Trudeau has officially banned white people from the...
POLL: Who would you rather have running the government: Truckers or Politicians?
Truckers have descended on Canada's capital raising the question, who would you rather have running the government?
Socialists are furious that workers of the world are uniting
OTTAWA, CANADA—Socialists in Canada and in various countries are furious today as workers of the world are uniting to protest...
BREAKING: UN officially recognizes the new country of ‘Truckistan’
OTTAWA, TRUCKISTAN—The United Nations have officially recognized the new country of Truckistan, according to a press release by the UN...
Trudeau goes into hiding as trucker convoy descends on Ottawa
OTTAWA, CA—Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has gone into hiding as upwards of 50,000 trucks and over 500,000 people descend...
Truckers identify as illegal immigrants to sidestep Biden vaccine mandate
BALLSCOLD, MN—Canadian and Mexican truckers entering the US through their respective borders are now identifying as illegal immigrants to sidestep...
Police shoot local dad for violating Justin Trudeau’s finger gun ban
FAIRVIEW, ALBERTA — Following Justin Trudeau's recent ban of 1,500 makes and models of firearms, Canadian officials marked their first...
Justin Trudeau bans 1,500 types of flu and coronavirus from Canada
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced a ban on some 1,500 strains of "assault-type" influenza and coronavirus in Canada, effective immediately....
