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FBI opens investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist

Exavier Saskagoochie October 5, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened an investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist,...

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Biden campaign launches Black Women Stock Shelves for Joe contest!

Bubbaken Managua October 7, 2020

The Harris and sometimes Biden campaign has announced a contest in order to counter the #Blexit movement. The contest will...

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REPORT: There are now more black white supremacists than white white supremacists

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2019

A report from the prestigious Social Justice Institute of America shows that there are officially more black white supremacists in...

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Breaking: Prominent white-supremacist calls transgenderism stupid

Earnest O'Connor September 8, 2019

Candace, Candace, Candace, the sweetheart Nazi Barbie doll of the alt right thinks it’s stupid for children to choose their...

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