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BREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads

Exavier Saskagoochie September 9, 2019 0

Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has...

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Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery

Googly McMooglyface July 11, 2019 0

BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....

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Nike introduces replacement for offensive Betsy Ross flag shoe

Exavier Saskagoochie July 2, 2019 0

International sweat shop proprietor and athletic shoe manufacturer Nike was berated for releasing a shoe with a historic Betsy Ross...

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