Trump officially renames the Mexican-American War the ‘American-American War’
MAR-A-LAGO—Following a call to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, President Donald Trump...
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BREAKING: Trump to buy Greenland to rename it Iceland and buy Iceland to rename it Greenland
NUUK, GREENLAND—An idea whose time has come, former President Donald Trump announced his latest and greatest real estate venture: purchasing...
BREAKING: Biden bans anyone from making America great again after he leaves office
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order that effectively...
BREAKING: Trump appoints David Hogg as US Ambassador to Faghanistan
In a move that has left political commentators, diplomats, and the entire nation of Faghanistan (which, for the record, does...
These prominent Democrats are vowing to skip Trump’s inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—In a display of political theater that could only be described as both bizarre and predictable, several high-profile Democrats...
Starting in 2025, all refrigerators will have life-size replica of RFK Jr. judging your food choices
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to combat unhealthy eating and save the planet, a new federal mandate set...
BREAKING: Trump has invaded Canada
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has invaded Canada in a bizarre pre-presidential stunt that has...
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg meets with Trump at Mar-a-Lago to secure release of his dad from Area 51
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg met with President-elect Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago to discuss the release of his father from Area...
Trump selects Jeb Bush for Secretary of the Department of Low Energy
Palm Beach, FL – In a stunning announcement that left political observers both baffled and entertained, Donald Trump revealed his...
Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs
Washington, D.C. – In a move that left both sides of the aisle scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump...
