Kamala Harris demands to know why the DNC didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know...
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Ghost of Peanut the Squirrel Makes Spirited Appearance at Trump Acceptance Speech
In a truly unexpected twist during his acceptance speech, former President Donald Trump was joined by an ethereal guest—none other...
BREAKING: Democrats argue that Trump can’t be president again because it would be his third term
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats, furious about the Donald Trump election victory, are claiming that he can't be president again because it would...
BREAKING: DOJ to indict 72 million Americans for interfering in the election by voting for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced that it will be indicting 72 million Americans for interfering in the...
FLASH FLOOD WARNING in Several U.S. Cities Due to Liberal Tears Following Trump Victory
(New York, NY) — The National Weather Service has issued an urgent flash flood warning as record-breaking liberal tears inundate...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney receives deployment orders to Iran following Trump 2024 election victory
WASHINGTON, DC—Former Representative Liz Cheney was recently surprised by an unexpected call to service following President Trump's 2024 victory. Just...
BREAKING: Donald Trump indicted for winning the 2024 election
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for winning the 2024 presidential election. The news has sent shockwaves through...
BREAKING: America elects Literally Hitler as president despite Joe Scarborough’s warnings
America has elected "Literally Hitler" as its president, despite numerous warnings from Joe Scarborough and other political commentators. The news...
BREAKING: Joe Biden re-enters presidential race after seeing Kamala Harris lose election
US—Joe Biden has announced that he will re-enter the presidential race after witnessing Kamala Harris's defeat in the 2024 election....
Elon Musk opens salt mines sourced from liberal tears as Trump wins 2024 election
AUSTIN—Elon Musk has revealed that he has opened a new source of salt mines, which he claims are sourced entirely...
