BREAKING: Nathan Wade forced to pull out of Fani Willis’s office
ATLANTA—Per Judge Scott McAfee's order, lead prosecutor Nathan Wade has been forced to withdraw from his duties at Fani Willis's...
Election 2024
BREAKING: Old man yells at everyone
SPRINGFIELD—President Joe Biden delivered his State of the Union address last night, leaving Springfield residents scratching their heads in confusion....
BREAKING: CNN has called 666 of Ukraine’s 783 presidential primary delegates for Nikki Haley
KIEV—In a stunning turn of events, CNN has called 666 of Ukraine's 783 presidential primary delegates for former U.S. Ambassador...
SCOTUS Decision to allow voters to vote for more than just Biden likely means the end of democracy
NEW YORK—In a stunning blow to the very foundation of American democracy, the Supreme Court of the United States has...
BREAKING: Nikki Haley unanimously nominated Queen of the Swamp
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise coronation ceremony held in the heart of Washington D.C., Nikki Haley, former U.S. ambassador to the...
Amid falling poll numbers, Biden tries a new political strategy
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bid to reverse his declining approval ratings and recapture the elusive magic of his predecessor, President Joe...
BREAKING: Donald Trump says he will leave the country if Donald Trump is elected president
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—In a surprising turn of events that has left pundits scratching their heads and citizens divided, former President Donald...
BREAKING: Fani Willis testimony suddenly halted due to a water main leak
FULTON COUNTY, GA—In an unexpected turn of events at the Fulton County Courthouse, the testimony of District Attorney Fani Willis...
Budweiser Unveils “Dem Light” Can Featuring Nikki Haley
In a bold marketing move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, Budweiser, the iconic American beer brand, has...
‘None of the Above’ Wins Nevada Primary; Haley Encouraged By 2nd Place Finish
CARSON CITY, NV—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits scratching their heads and candidates reevaluating their campaign...
